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Monday, October 23, 2006
I, Stephanie, hereby pen this TOILET PAPER petition to petition for TOILET PAPER in ALL of the toilets in AND and not only the staff and ground floor toilets. I have many reasons for this worthwhile petition. 1) Lack of TOILET PAPER leads to unhygiene: - you see, with this lack of TOILET PAPER, when an unamed person has to perform ahemahem and cannot find toilet paper for use, how can you exxpec this person to run downstairs from the fourth floor without using toilet paper to clean ahemahem... 2) Lack of TOILET PAPER leads to indecent exposure: - you see, with this lack of TOILET PAPER, when an unamed person has to perform ahemahem and cannot find toilet paper for use, this unamed person might, in his/her desperateness for toilet paper, run around looking for that once taken for granted now treasured piece of half cloth half paper, leading to indecent exposure towards any poor innocent soul who may be lurking nearby 3) Lack of TOILET PAPER leads to unhealthy bowels - you see, when somebody knows TOILET PAPER cannot be found in the toilets, he or she may be discouraged to perform ahemahem, leading to not only extreme pain and discomfort, but also unhealthy bowels, and eventually DEATH, becaue the ahemahem will be clogged up within the person. Over time, this will lead to excess ahemahem and DEATH when ahemahem gets into your organs like your lungs. 4) LAck of TOILET PAPER leads to trauma and poverty: - you see, when somebody is unable to find toilet paper and is standing half-ahem in the toilet, imagine the frustraton and truama that unfortunate person must be going through! this affects his/her mental and emotional well-being and could lead to scarring for life as well as poverty because of the psychologists the person needs to make to remove this scar. As you know, psychological visits are not cheap. Hence, the availibilty of TOILET PAPER is essential not only to physical, mental, emotioanl and financial well-being of students. This importance of TOILET PAPER has not been highlighted before but I am doing this for the welfare of thw whole student body and [ me... i was so pissed about it just now in sch ] SIGNED someday, this sleeping giant... will reach for the stars 8:34 PM
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//NOTICEd// < CHENGLING-er, really? i thought its nothing much? (: miichelle- erm. i dont really get it? o.O YUNJin[:- yea! it rocked! wish we could do that again :D anonymous- hey, i dont mind... (: but leave yr name... i cant play if i dunno who you are...4 years ago? thats like p4... i havent started yet, unless you mean p6? I WANNA KNOW WHO YOU ARE! (: E.- not exactly a record anyway... thanks Frederick- okay, at least theres one person here... LOLS (: Midnight- haha, not a year, about like half... i thought it was priv? nvm (: anonymous- look, can you just put your name? Midnight- er, whats publicised? i know im slow... angie- of course! haha, sure (: cassie- i did? (: //STEPHanie//
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